15 February 2015


WHISC has intercepted this message from the department’s Candy Monster.

In the months since September, when I assumed the responsibilities of Candy Monster, this department has consumed $192.88 in candy. In that same time, the ceramic piggy has consumed only $179.84 in change. My predecessor was able to leave us with some small reserve, but as of this morning the department candy fund is now officially empty.

This most recent resupply has left us with enough candy to last us perhaps three weeks. Please help me to replenish our fund before then.